Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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