You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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