His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Couch. On fire.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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