Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Randomize
