Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
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