I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Randomize
