So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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