I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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