Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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