i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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