dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Your cock deserves a montage
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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