We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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