I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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