Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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