How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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