Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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