Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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