My brain says no but my pants say off.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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