You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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