My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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