She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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