How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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