Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
