Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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