I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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