Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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