So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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