Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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