THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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