Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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