Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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