i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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