i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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