i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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