This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I deserve this hangover.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
