my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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