I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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