Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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