their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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