so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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