So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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