about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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