I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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