I'm going to jail i love you
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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