i don't like sucking hair
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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