I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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