i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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