I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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