We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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