what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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