so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you mean i was at the winter classic?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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