She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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