I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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