You were right. It hurts to walk today.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
