can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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