yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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