you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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